Crazy Claws.

CRAZY CLAWS.

My boyfriend bought me some fake nails as part of my stocking at Christmas (bless him) and I'm just getting round to wearing them..as they're a little bit moreee..mental? than my nails are used to. In his words, "I got you the fruitiest looking ones I could find, as I know you like weird things."

Well, he's right. I do. And they are fruity. And long, pointy and multicoloured. And I can't make up my mind whether I like them. They're completely impractical and texting him to tell him I had them on proved too difficult. If he doesn't hear from me for days it's entirely his own fault. I've also scratched my face twice already and I'm too scared to attempt the toilet. But they are jazzy and fun and summery, so I really have no idea of my verdict on them. Not that it matters, because they're glued on now and that's that. 

Thoughts? Any strong feelings either way? 

Just in case you love them, they're House of Holland by Elegant Touch and you can get them in Boots. There's a pooey green one in the pack as well but I didn't want that on my hand, which is why I have two orange ones.

Capsule Wardrobe.

CAPSULE WARDROBE.

I'm clearly still obsessed with the whole black-blue-grey-white thing that I posted about before. You wouldn't know it, as I don't look this chic. (Today I've gone for leopard print, net and gold chains and I look a bit like a Macklemore tribute act).

 I don't feel like I've bought much like this either, and I reckon I'd definitely be happier if I had. Although I've bought a lot of grey. And I bought a blue and grey bag (which I need to show you, as it's incred). And I've bought black shoes. Ok maybe this has influenced me a bit. But I feel like I need to remember how much I like this when I go shopping and try and buy into it..rather than heading for the craziest thing that only a batty old art teacher should wear.

Also..can we just talk about HOW CUTE THAT CAT BAG IS. What's better than a cat with eyelashes? It would literally only hold my phone but I'm not sure I care. With that and all my art teacher clothes I'm well on my way to being avoided in the street. 

Good.

River Island S/S 14.

RIVER ISLAND S/S 14.

I'm probably River Island's number one fan and have got to say I'm REALLY excited by some of the stuff that's coming out for Spring/Summer '14. It's not helping my resolution to budget and spend less money. Bastards.

Finally Tumbling.

FINALLY TUMBLING.

I have no idea why it took me so long to get into Tumblr when it's pretty much my perfect website. I just never quite got my head around it and I'm kicking myself now. But I've jumped on the bandwagon (as always a bit late) and you can find my Tumblr here.

Thighing Hell.

THIGHING HELL.

How perfect are the Topshop Unique thigh high boots? I've wanted some of these for a while, so I'm quite pleased that they're hanging round for next winter. Knowing the price of Topshop Unique though..I might start saving for these now. Maybe I should start doing some sort of exercise too, so that I can actually get my thighs into them.

If I Could Just Win The Lottery That Would Be Lovely.

IF I COULD JUST WIN THE LOTTERY THAT WOULD BE LOVELY.

Every month I tell myself that when I get paid I'll take a look at my Polyvore and actually buy the things I've been clipping, to make sure I get something I've wanted for a while. Every month I go on a mad one and buy whatever takes my fancy.

In March I am DETERMINED to buy some of the things on this months wishlist, because I love them, and a lot of them are actually useful for once. I've re-hauled my life and money and actually have a budget (yuck) so buying things that are useful and really work within my wardrobe has become a lot more important. No more buys of things I love then never quite get round to wearing. Not that I can afford all of the above, but I think the white H&M vest and the Zara dress are definites. 

I'm a new woman.

Take a look at my Polyvore here.